I like hockey and dogs. I'm too old for this shit, I say in pretty much every situation.

13th June 2021

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I’m usually one of those people who scoff at the concept of “Canada’s Team” as the last one standing in the playoffs because honestly, no. We don’t like each other.

THAT BEING SAID, we all need to sit down and realize that if the Habs get their butts whooped in the 3rd round, it embarrasses EVERY SINGLE team in the North Division, but if they go deep(er), then all of the other teams in the North are suddenly redeemed from their playoff failures.

So basically what I’m saying is shhh

Tagged: puck itnhlnorth division

1st April 2021

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Happy April’s Fools Day to all the Sabres’ fans who spent the day trying to convince everybody that their team won by 5 goals last night. No really, it’s true.

Tagged: buffalo sabresnhlpuck it

9th October 2020

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rabioheab:

Why Infant Babies Are Total Nerds

  • they have never played ANY sports at all
  • if you tried to explain the rules of football to them they wouldn’t understand
  • they don’t even lift
  • they can’t name even 1 sports team or athlete

16th April 2019

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pet-interests:

These are hilarious! NGL major preference for adults here. Other adult bonuses:

  • Don’t need naps
  • Can go on hikes for longer
  • Can be left alone for longer
  • Less fragile
  • Teeth don’t randomly fall out
  • Majority of teenage hormonal bullshit is over
  • Surprise fear periods done with
  • No more growing in size or coat

Tagged: puppy!grown-ass adult puppies in fact

15th April 2019

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mountain aesthetic lockscreens

reblog if you save <3 requests open

12th April 2019

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TBL fans: Lets’s go Bolts!

My brain that apparently doesn’t listen: Let’s go home?

Me: WTF?? Ohhhh.

Tagged: puck itnhl playoffs

10th April 2019

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psa to pet owners from a certified nutritionist

haikyuusetters:

please consider NOT pouring your dog or cat’s kibble directly into a plastic container for storage. the oils and fats in the food oxidize quicker than you’d imagine, get into the plastic, and become rancid. this badness then creeps into new food you pour in! i won’t get into all the scientific terms right this sec, but it can cause cancer and other major issues

ideally, kibble will be kept sealed IN the bag you buy it in (chip clips are your friends). the bags are designed to keep all the good juices inside. you CAN put the bag in a metal or glass container if you wish. HOWEVER, any bag of dry food WILL oxidize and start to go bad in 2-3 weeks once opened! that’s right, stop buying jumbo bags for small dogs\only one dog. buy lots of smaller bags if you want but please don’t open them until you need that food. to all the people wondering why their dogs get tired of their food by the end of a bag or start to get sick, this is why. the entire chemical makeup of the food has changed.

i’ll save all the things i Could say about what should and shouldn’t be in your pets kibble for another post, maybe, or for anyone who has questions just hmu. i’m here to help the floofs be healthy 

31st March 2019

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xowoso:

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This.

Tagged: puck it

8th March 2019

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accio-shitpost:

i just love the idea that hermione granger had enough of a good reputation by third year that she was granted the power of legal time travel despite being 13/14 and had once deliberately set one of her teachers on fire?

Tagged: hp

6th February 2019

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keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

dartrix-is-a-bitch:

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

I HATE the phrase “give 110%!” cuz like thats not mathematically possible. 100% is all I have. If I exceed your expectations then you have simply underestimated me

This hit me harder than it should have

I think it hit you as hard as it needed to

22nd January 2019

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almostrose:

helainetieu:

I hope everyone reblogs this.

For most of the 114 years since the American pitbull terrier was first recognized by the United Kennel Club, the breed was rightly seen as the perfect “nanny dog” for children because of its friendly nature, loyalty and stability. [x]

Pit bulls have always been protectors. With good owners and proper care, they still are. Chako*, LeftyBabyCreature, and Bela are proof of that.

16th January 2019

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indoorbee:

beynons:

homo-nerd-grizz:

tequilarosado:

boy2use:

mrinterpreter:

If your masculinity is threatened by a razer advert, it is fragile indeed.

Fuck you. Men are tired of male bashing. Most men are good, decent men looking out for their family. The problem with this ad campaign is it paints a broad stroke that alll men are rapists and evil. Go fuck yourselves simps and manginas . A razor company and you cucks will not tell me how to raise my son.

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fragile af

I’ve never seen that gif… As a gif…

oh my god

I just want to mention, if you aren’t a rapist, sexual assaulter, treat women like objects or do anything that the ad mentioned, the ad is not targeted at you.

The ad is literally the opposite of painting all men as evil, rapists.

Gillette: “Men are better than this behaviour.”

Them: “How dare you say men all act like that!”

7th January 2019

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kelssiel:

the-cimmerians:

sunset1warrior:

Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America


Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too

#he was a tiny furious bisexual socialist in the 1930s i mean goddamn#and he woke up almost a century later and found out there are literally *nazis* in america *still* so like Imagine (robotmango)

steve: i punched so many nazis… i spent years punching nazis, i went around the country punching hitler and singing showtunes… how are there still nazis? i kind of died to get rid of nazis and there are still nazis!

bucky: good thing you like punching nazis

steve: it’s the only way i feel alive

peter: Big Mood

19th December 2018

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sheatriceisreal:

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positivityandpaperstars:

sheatriceisreal:

i want to die i hate football and sports and the nfl 

wow it’ll be ok really sports are dumb dont die just watch cooking shows instead maybe???

Seriously… I don’t like it football etc either, and it’s tough being in a big football town where the team logo is on everything and all everyone does is watch football. But you can choose other forms of entertainment. And if anyone forces or bullies you into football things, then you don’t need them in your life. You’re allowed to not be interested.

shut up nerds i was mad bc my team lost

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16th December 2018

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motivateyourselfeachandeveryday:

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